Tuesday, 7 May 2019

The best athletes are not like the rest of us
What a pickle the athletics world has got itself into over the case of South African middle-distance runner Caster Semenya, who has elevated levels of testosterone.
After a decade of storming victories in 800 metre races, including the last Olympics final, the IAAF, the governing body of international athletics, defined athletes like her as having “a difference of sexual development (DSD)” and in 2018 introduced regulations forcing such athletes to reduce their testosterone levels if they wished to compete in certain events.
Unsurprisingly, Semenya challenged this and brought her case to the Court of Arbitration for Sport (Cas), international sport’s highest court.
She lost, with the court ruling that such athletes could be banned unless they took medication to reduce their testosterone levels.
Semenya is hyperandrogenic, meaning she has a much higher level of testosterone than most women.
Most people accept the case for separate male and female categories in sporting events in which physical prowess matters. But should women with naturally elevated levels of testosterone be able to compete in women’s events?
Absolutely they should. Elite sport is an uneven playing field. Always has been.
The best athletes are not like the rest of us.
Did Carl Lewis have a physical advantage over his contemporaries? Of course he did.
Did Usain Bolt have a physical advantage? You betcha.
What must not happen is Semenya being forced to take testosterone-reducing drugs.
How can it be just for one athlete to have to take drugs to reduce her natural advantage but others, who try to get an edge by taking other drugs, are banned. It all seems a little confused to me. Or, put simply, bonkers.

Friday, 12 April 2019


We have gone over to the dark side

You may remember that at the back end of last year I had much fun with my bank and its app for the various Apple products I possessed.
In a nutshell I got a message telling me I have to update the app but whenever I tried to I was informed that my iPad and iPhone operating systems no longer supported the new app.
And as my phone and tablet were quite old, the operating systems could not be updated.
What a magic money-making wheeze that is – make older phones and tabs obsolete within a few years so punters have to regularly upgrade them.
As my bank was not prepared to buy me replacements I was resigned to losing this very useful tool.
Anyway, the situation, you will be pleased to know, has now been resolved. But not in a way I initially thought.
A few weeks after the Apple/ banking app situation, SWMBO’s iPhone died. Dodo doesn’t do it justice.
No problem, I thought. I’ll dig into our pension pot and buy a new iPhone. Err, no. A replacement was going to cost between £600 and £1,000, depending on which gismos and gadgets I wanted.
Which was when I made the momentous decision to take us both over to the other side.
Yes, we have abandoned Apple and moved to Android.
I decided we might as well both switch as my iPhone was also getting on a bit. It also meant we could continue to share contacts and calendars etc.
To cut a long story short I purchased two new sim-free Android phones, a couple of phone cases and some screen protectors for the grand total of £186.
I am pleased to say my banking app works on the new phone, so normal service is resumed.
Clearly these phones have a limited life as well and will need to be replaced at some time in the future but at least the financial pain will be reduced.

Monday, 8 April 2019


No squash but breakdancing in line for Olympics

I love the summer Olympics. Obviously the main sports are great – athletics, swimming etc. – but what makes the Games special are the less popular sports.
At the risk of offending my reader, I refer to activities such as archery and weightlifting.
When else would one sit on the settee, watching such sports?
Now I hear that breakdancing could be included in the Paris 2024 Olympic Games.
Squash campaigned unsuccessfully for inclusion, as did billiards and chess.
I have a suggestion for the International Olympic Committee. If I am listened to we, Team GB, would have a fighting chance of Gold.
Yes, IOC, it’s time to introduce competitive Morris Dancing. You heard it here first.