Beware the overseas car hire scoundrels
It was interesting to hear this week that Trading Standards raided the UK head office of car hire firm Europcar as the company was accused of raking in millions of pounds by fraudulently inflating repair costs.
I say interesting because this practice has been prevalent in the tourist hot spots of Europe for many, many years.
How do I know? Well, I have to admit, my dear reader, that I have been a victim of such scams.
And I knew someone who worked for a car hire company in southern Europe who told me of the various schemes used and how they increased significantly when bookings were low in order to boost takings.
I should also add that my car hire experience is not limited to once a year for that big holiday – I was renting cars in Europe roughly eight or nine times a year as I was a partner in a business in the Algarve, visiting our office every six to eight weeks.
My experiences included a little scratch on the front bumper, a small graze on the wheel arch, some scratches around the door lock, a burn hole in the back seat and a dent in the boot lid. All cost me varying amounts from my credit card deposit.
On one particularly galling occasion the car hire company assistant went out to check our returned car. I followed her out (I’m like that) and was surprised to see her go straight to one of the rear passenger doors, exclaim and then call me over.
No checking the mileage, no checking the external bodywork for damage – just straight to the rear seats. Where there was a burn mark the size of two Euro coin.
Yes, I was a smoker in those days but SWMBO and I feel sure we would have noticed that I’d set the rear seat on fire!
And no, we did not think of checking the back seats when we collected the car.
As we were due to depart the Algarvean shores in about an hour and a half I didn’t have the time or the inclination to argue too much – and I think the car hire companies know that. Would you want to risk missing your flight?
When my next credit statement arrived it had been debited with almost €500 by the hire company.
After a lengthy battle, and with a great deal of help from one of my business partners (you know who you are), I got the money refunded less a reasonable admin fee.
I just pity the next person to hire that car – because I am convinced the seat was never repaired and I wonder how much the hire company made out of that one piece of damage?
I eventually learned my lesson and would like to share my wisdom (?):
1) Photograph the car from all angles (digital cameras are great with their time stamp utility)
2) Check the bumps and scratches against the paperwork given to you BEFORE signing it. Add any damage not shown and DO NOT leave until the car hire assistant has counter signed.ll
3) Check the interior for marks, burns etc.
4) Use a company that offers a fair fuel policy i.e. return as you collect it. If the tank is a quarter full, you take it back a quarter full.  A common wheeze is to give you a full tank that you pay for upfront. You're then told to return the car empty, often with no refund for unused fuel. And the amount charged can be much more than local prices – basically they seem to think of a number and double it.
5) Use a company that offers CDW with zero excess liability. Basic insurance cover will usually be included when you book car hire, but when you collect your car, hire firms often say: "Without our excess insurance, you'll pay a large amount for a scratch". This insurance can be up to £25/day – don't do it. Instead, look to get an excess policy from a standalone provider for as little as £2/day. These policies work by you paying and then reclaiming the money back from the excess insurer. I bought such a policy for around £60 a year. Worth it if you hire cars abroad a couple of times a year.
6) Even so, the car firms will require a deposit of €600-€1,350 on a credit card to cover any potential damage. If you have an accident, they'll take the money off your card. You then claim back the cost off your own excess insurance. Keep all the documentation to help your claim.
7) Make sure you have unlimited mileage included.
I can’t guarantee this is all totally fool-proof but it will certainly help. And, in true BBC Crimewatch style, please don’t have nightmares.
There are good car hire companies out there – just don’t pack your commonsense with the holiday clothes.

Sir Elton shows he still has what it takes

I mentioned in a blog late last year that I had bought some tickets to see Elton John at Portman Road, home of Ipswich Town FC.
At the time I was a little worried – would his voice hold up? Could he still knock out the old favourites with as much vigour as in the past?
Or was he going to be like his mate Paul McCartney, who, let’s admit it, has lost it.
Who can forget his shaky warbling at the London 2012 Olympics?
Well I needn’t have worried. The big day was yesterday (June 17) and Sir Elton was, put simply, quite magnificent.

As fans, we are obviously a little biased but even the usually cynical moi was very impressed.
The set lasted more than two hours and, apart from the occasional sip of water (?) and an admittedly laboured strut or two around the stage to whip up the EJ devotees at the front of the stage, he stayed at the piano the whole performance.
He may be 70 but he can still entertain a crowd.
I also mentioned last year that we had last seen him live on June 21, 1975 at the old Wembley Stadium at a concert that also had Joe Walsh and the Eagles and The Beach Boys on the bill.
Wrong.
We were at the Concert For Diana in in 2007 at the new Wembley Stadium when he was on the bill with many talented artistes, and Kanye West.
I mention that not as boast but because Sir Elton said at Portman Road yesterday that the home of Ipswich Town was only the third football stadium he had appeared at twice – the others being Watford and Wembley.

Wonder if he remembers spotting us in the crowd in 1975 and 2007 as well? I am sure he waved at me last night.

The sad passing of Sir Roger Moore last month had one positive moment for SWMBO and me.
We have been unsuccessful in attempts to get tickets for the New Year’s Day concert in Vienna for more than ten years. It’s a lottery and we have consistently missed out.
Yet each year, near the front, sat Sir Roger and his wife Kristina.
Do you think I can have their tickets?