No squash but breakdancing in line for Olympics

I love the summer Olympics. Obviously the main sports are great – athletics, swimming etc. – but what makes the Games special are the less popular sports.

At the risk of offending my reader, I refer to activities such as archery and weightlifting.

When else would one sit on the settee, watching such sports?

Now I hear that breakdancing could be included in the Paris 2024 Olympic Games.

Squash campaigned unsuccessfully for inclusion, as did billiards and chess.

I have a suggestion for the International Olympic Committee. If I am listened to we, Team GB, would have a fighting chance of Gold.

Yes, IOC, it’s time to introduce competitive Morris Dancing. You heard it here first.