Trump, the Chumpion of small-mindedness

You will have heard of the appointment by ISIS of its latest recruitment officer. Donald Chump*, front-runner for the Republican nomination for next year’s American presidential election and owner of the weirdest hairdo in the west, has filled the vacancy. Now don’t get me totally wrong, as I admit to being someone with a challenging hairstyle of my own, but what is this man on? Wanting to stop all Muslims from entering the US of A might be just some political gesturing but it simply goes to show that the man needs help. And quickly. I know he is out to appeal to a particular segment of the American population, namely the lowest common denominator – the white-collar workers. You now the sort – they feel that foreigners are taking all the jobs; they believe in the right to bear arms down at the local supermarket; some of them wear pointy white hats and, perhaps most worryingly of all, they believe Donald Chump would make a good President. But then there were some Germans who believed a Mr A. Hitler would make a good chancellor and some Iraqis that Mr S. Hussain would be a good leader. Let’s all hope that the good people of America see sense next November. This man has to be consigned to the history books. At the back. Near the index.

*Chump - someone who does not understand the basics of life on earth; confused easily; a person who is easy to trick.